It’s a handle emergency!
On the 23rd of January the door handle to our office was mysteriously turned upside down.
After much speculative discussion, we have decided that there are only 3 viable explanations for this strange occurrence.
The first…
In a bid to finish Claromentis 7, someone in our office concocted a devious plan to ensure that we could not leave the office, leaving us with no other option but to return back to our desks. Needless to say this plan failed miserably as we could still open the door.
The second…
This was an act of protest by the door handle – He believes that his ideas and opinions are never taken seriously, and every so often he would like to receive an invite to one of our team meetings.
The third…
In an attempt to fix the broken door handle someone sacrificed rationality for functionality.
I personally would have to agree with the latter as it is the least absurd. But we shall never know!
There may be a supernatural explanation. On precisely the 23rd January 1897 Elva Zona Heaster was found dead in Greenbrier County, West Virginia. The resulting murder trial of her husband is perhaps the only case in United States history where the alleged testimony of a ghost helped secure a conviction.
Coincidence? I think not!